Mr. Jenkins Goes To Hollywood

Most folks have a list of places they want to visit and events they would like to attend before they are too infirmed to do so. Sitting ringside at a great heavyweight title fight and and running out of the tunnel at Ohio Stadium are close to the top of most reasonable folks' lists.

Another item frequently appearing on lists belonging to the male variety is attending a party at the Playboy Mansion. And, no matter how many times they imagine that night, it probably never ends like it apparently did for Malcolm Jenkins. Internet reports indicate that this man in the straw is Ohio State’s All American cornerback.

It is unclear exactly what led Mr. Jenkins to that dubious two-point stance, but we seriously doubt it was good. In addition, all other pictures of have been removed from online forums.

Update (11:03 p.m.): This was not a good news weekend for Ohio State defensive backs as Eugene Clifford was arrested for punching some folks at the Holy Grail. Apparently, the unlucky recepients of Eugene's handy work were trying to break up a fight.

We had to take down the previous picture of Jenkins evacuating his stomach on the sidewalk but we are sure you can find a copy somewhere on the Interweb. Not like we have one. In the meantime, here are some additional pictures of James Laurinaitis and USC linebackers, as well as Ohio State players hanging out at the aforementioned Playboy Mansion.