The Greg Oden Nickname Contest

It occurred to me tonight that Greg Oden does not have a nickname. At least not one that the public is aware of and, furthermore, at least not one that has gained any traction amongst the media. After watching him put up yet another double-double in Evanston tonight (17 &17 for your info), it's apparent that he deserves one. I mean, all good/great/interesting players have a nick right? Oden shouldn't be any different. Then, I thought perhaps he doesn't even a need a nickname. He could go the first name-only method, much like other players before him - Larry, Magic, Michael, Oscar, Wilt, LeBron. But, "Greg" alone doesn't work. So, I ask you all to offer your suggestions for The Greg Oden Nickname Contest.

Put on the Chris Berman hat and let your ideas flow. Fill up the comments section below. I'll whittle it down to the 4 best and, early next month, create a poll for final voting. Have at it.