Pass the Collection Plate
May 08 2008 06:07 PM -- Filed in: News
Buckeye Commentary is not one those sites always
begging for money (you know who you are).
Nevertheless, desperate times call for desperate
measures.
If you were not already sure, EDSBS has the ability to spite your team … in horrific fashion. Worst of all, they are threatening to bring harm to our beloved Buckeyes. Thankfully, the crew over there is accepting bribes not to act counter to the ambitions of our gridiron heroes. We must act fast.
As you can imagine, this is serious business. Because everything they associate with becomes ruined shortly thereafter, their third potential bet is especially disturbing. To wit:
On second thought, if everything EDSBS touches does not come true then it would follow that Ohio State would win that game. Or perhaps the Buckeyes would not even make the game to begin with? Maybe, just maybe, OSU would play an SEC team with fewer than five losses?
Oh, forget it. There are far too many variables in that prop bet. But let’s not take any chances. Send your donations to Buckeye Commentary c/o The Internet. Remember, everyone in the newsroom wears size medium shirts.
If you were not already sure, EDSBS has the ability to spite your team … in horrific fashion. Worst of all, they are threatening to bring harm to our beloved Buckeyes. Thankfully, the crew over there is accepting bribes not to act counter to the ambitions of our gridiron heroes. We must act fast.
As you can imagine, this is serious business. Because everything they associate with becomes ruined shortly thereafter, their third potential bet is especially disturbing. To wit:
Taking a fifteen-dollar prop bet on Ohio State to get to the national title game versus a five loss SEC team and lose.
On second thought, if everything EDSBS touches does not come true then it would follow that Ohio State would win that game. Or perhaps the Buckeyes would not even make the game to begin with? Maybe, just maybe, OSU would play an SEC team with fewer than five losses?
Oh, forget it. There are far too many variables in that prop bet. But let’s not take any chances. Send your donations to Buckeye Commentary c/o The Internet. Remember, everyone in the newsroom wears size medium shirts.
